I hate all sports on the television.
I don't think TV is the place for sports.
In fact, I've come to the conclusion that I hate most television.
I have four channels - one of them is unwatchable because you can't actually see anything, one of them is unwatchable because there is nothing worth seeing.
I have two television channels.
And I don't want sport on them.
It's not unreasonable - just what is the point of watching tennis or any other sport on TV? Worse still, why does sport appear in my two-only-channel news items? I don't get it.
However, I played some sport yesterday. (I know, astonishing).
I played a game of cricket. Not tennis, cricket.
The Joni Mitchell XI beat the veteran actors by 273 to 211 - poor Doris Day was out for a duck, but Bette Davis scored a creditable 58, run out. Someone will be pleased to know that Audrey also scored a 50.
I need to get a life.
Can you play 20 20 on Owzat?
ReplyDeleteI'll give you a game when I come down but I can't play in the, I don't want my balls getting wet!!
And how very dare you blaspheme about Wimbledon! It's required viewing, like Last Night of the Proms....it's the law!
That game is a blast from the past I wonder how old it is.
ReplyDelete... and don't get me started on The Last Night of the Proms .....
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